TNT SEPT 7 Results

[Greg "I just Kicked Stan" XG]

Official Theme Song: Black and White - Static X


Lost in my
Lost in my own World
Lost in my own World
Lost in my
Getting to the right
Getting to the wrong
Getting mine
Getting to the right
Getting to the wrong
Getting high

Losing your mind
Losing your mind
It's bluring
It's fading
Your soul's on fire
It's black and white

Burning inside
Burning inside
Burning into white
Burning inside
Burning inside
Burning into night
Yourself collides
Yourself collides
Yourself into mine
Yourself collides
Yourself collides
Yourself splinters like

Losing your mind
Losing your mind
It's bluring
It's fading
Your soul's on fire
It's black and white

Blurring the light
Blurring the light
It's ours for the taking
Flickering colors
It's black and white



Huge Pyro goes of Signalling the Start of the Very First NWF Mega Event as the Crowd goes f**kin' Insane.

Bobby: WERE HERE LIVE FROM FORD FIELD IN DETROIT MICHIGAN! AND WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR TONIGHT!

Dave: We got singles Matches, we Got Tag Team matches, we Got Texas Death matches. and to spice up our main event It's now a Falls count anywhere Match

Bobby: But Right now lets go to the Ring

This Following Tag Team contest is for one Fall

All of a Sudden the Heavy Metal sounds of Mein Teil fill the Building

Ist doch so gut gewürzt
und so schön flambiert
und so liebevoll aug Porellan serviert
Dazu ein guter Wein und zarter
kerzenschein
Ja da lass ich mir Zeit
Etwas Kultur muss sein

Denn du bist
was du isst
und ihr wisst
was es ist

Es ist mein teil - nein
Mein Teil - nein
Denn das ist mein teil - nein
Yes it's mein teil - nein


Then out of the Curtain Comes the man himself, Skorpion



Introducing First, From Chicago, SKORPION!!!

Bobby: Looks like Skorps got the Honor of being the first ever NWF Superstar to step into the ring

Dave: Lucky Bastard

Scorpion takes a good leap onto the apron before the Lights go out

Dave: You Know what this Means right

Bobby: I sure do, X IS HERE!


To Mega Therion suddenly blasts through the Speakers as The Giant Shadow himself Appears. With One Step he's almost 1/4 down the ramp


Ride the beast of ecstasy
Spiritual supremacy
Ride the beast of ecstasy

Lalbaophs creative sparks
Manifests the utmost dark
Lalbaophs creative sparks

Meaning of the letter Theth
Hide the force of Bathomet
Meaning of the letter Theth

The wound of Baal will be healed
When sign of time is unsealed
The wound of Baal will be healed

The world will burn by Soraths flame
And through the solar sign proclaim

And His Partner From Parts Unknown, He stands at 7'6 Please Welcome X!!!

With 1 step X jumps onto the apron before stepping over the ropes.

At That very Moment Multi coloured Lights Flicker towards the Stage The Crowd Explodes Knowing who it is


Prepare yourself, the NWF's on today
Prepare yourself, NWF all the way
Prepare yourself, NWF's here to stay
Ooh, Johnny Kage is not afraid to die!

Ladies and Gentlemen Please welcom The blue-eyed actor from Venice - California, He's cool, he's hot, he's crazy, Heres JOHNNY KAGE!

At that Moment Johnny himself showed up as The Crowd went Ape Shit.

Kage Walked down the ramp without a Damn Care in the world about Skorpion or X and Slid into the Ring.

At that Moment Skorpion paid attention as Some New Music Played

Store-bought attitude and spit,
a sugar-coated piece of shit.
An instant rebel, just add greed.
Another useless commodity.
Broken glass and a broken jaw,
lies are told in a southern drawl.
Poor-house poverty's your schtick,
the real thing would kill you quick.

And Now his Tag team Partner, SUB-ZERO

That Moment Sub-Zero stepped out of the Curtain onto the Hard Steel stage. Sub Ran down the Ramp slid in the Ring held back by The Ref as he swung for Skorpion.

Bobby: There's the bell, And This Fight is ON!

Dave: Kage and X starting things off. X just Shoved Kage Right down on his Backside!

Bobby: And Now Johnny is Pissed off!, He's Punching away like Lightning...

Dave: How can you compare Punches to Lightning?

Bobby: I DON'T f**kIN' KNOW! ;D

Dave: Idoit, WOW, Cage with a hard Punch to the gut, IT BROUGHT X DOWN TO ONE KNEE! NO ONES EVER DONE THAT BEFORE

Kage then Quickly tags in Sub as he Enters and Knees X in the head. Before Flipping of Skorpion

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BURN!

Bobby: Sub-Zero with an Irish Whip to X, F'N OUCH! X countered with a Huge Big boot. AND HE'S TAGGED IN SKORPION! THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY!

Skorpion stomps away at Sub at like 999 MPH. Before Picking him up and Giving him a Snake eyes. He goes for a boot...NO! Sub-Zero Caught his foot. And Then STO!

Dave: Sub-Zero has Finally Got his hands on the man who killed his Father! THIS IS GONNA GET BRUTAL

Bobby: Ladies and Gentlemen, It's right about now you should put the Kids to bed and watch the Gore and Mayhem yourself!

Sub-Zero with a HUUUUUUGE Shining Wizard. Johnny Wants Tagged in But Sub Refuses. Sub GOING FOR THE FATALITY!...Skorpion pushed himself out of the way!...and a Tag to X!

X enters and Boots Sub-Zeros face in. X holds Sub Zero miles above his Head and tosses Him right into Kage knocking Him Off the Apron!
OUCH!

Dave: X picks up Sub-Zero...LOW BLOW! But the Ref Didn't see it!..and Now Look...LEG HOOKED...DDT POSITION...FATALITY!!!!

Bobby: All he needs to Do now Is Make the Cover! But Sub is Down too....NO WAIT! He lays a Hand Over X.....But Skorpions distracting the referee, BASTARD

Dave: But Kage Sorts him out! SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO SKORPION. AND THE REF SEE'S THE COUNT!


1.....2......KICK OUT

Bobby: HE KICKED OUT!

Dave: No Shit we can see...


Bobby: Subs PISSED!. KICK TO THE FACE. ANOTHER!, AND ANOTHER!, A THIRD! And now a Tag to Johnny....Wait a second Whats Skorpion Doing?

Dave: I'll tell you what He's doing!, he's putting on brass Knuckles....and WHAM! Right in the Face of Sub Zero behind the refs back!

Bobby: DAMNIT!, and X with A Clothesline to Johnny kage!. He picks him up. LOW BLOW! But the referee didn't see it, HE NEEDS f**kING SPECSAVERS!

Dave: Johnny Going for The Gist of my Fist!. But He's not tall enough!....Wait, He's on the Top Rope. AND A GIST OF MY FIST FROM THERE! That sent X flying!

Bobby: AND NOW THE COVER


1......2.....DAMN! SKORPION BROKE THE PIN.

Dave: And He' doing a runner. BUT Sub-Zero with a Revenge shot. AND NOW THE DEADLY ALLIANCE! WHAT A MOVE!...And now He and Kage with a double spinebuster! on X! HERES THE PIN


1......................2....................3!

HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS! SUB-ZERO AND JOHNNY KAGE!

[Greg "I just Kicked Stan" XG]

Backstage

Skorpion is seen making his way back the locker room.....when

Sub-Zero: SKORPION!!!!!

Skorpion then made a runner with Sub Zero on his Tail

Ringside

This following Contest is for one fall. on his way to the ring BRET X!!

1, 2, 3 - Go!

Broken,
Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

If you wanna STEP UP! (step up!),
You're gonna GET KNOCKED DOWN! (knocked down).
If you wanna STEP UP! (step up!),
You're gonna GET KNOCKED DOOOOOOOOWWWWN.


Bret makes his way down to the ring and Slides into ring and Holds up his Infamous DDP Sign.


I can feel the beat
Feel the beat
Feel the beat

I can feel the beat
Feel the beat
Feel the beat
Feel the beat
Feel the beat
Feel the beat
Feel the beat
Feel the beat

And his Oppement Mr Anderson!

Mr Anderson enters the ring and spits in the face of Bret X

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH


Bret X wipes the spit off his face as the bell goes

Bret and Anderson tie up in the centre of the ring. Anderson pushes Bret away but then the 2 tie up again.

Anderson gives Bret a hip toss and puts him in a headlock buts squirms out of it and puts Anderson a headlock. Bret then goes on the offence giving Anderson a bulldog.

Bret then picks him up and tries to give Anderson a punch but he grabs his hand and give him an Arm twist and elbows his gut. Bret gets up and then Irish whips Anderson into the ropes and bends down to give Anderson a backdrop but Andersom gives Bret a running DDT. Anderson then sets up Bret for the Timekeeper but Bret jumps behind him and gives Anderson a backcracker.

Bret then tries to put Anderson in the sharpshooter but Anderson kicks him off into the ropes before he gets up and Gives Bret the Timekeeper

Dave: TIMEKEEPER THATS GOTTA BE IT!

1.......2.....KICK OUT!

Anderson then Picks up Bret and sets him up for the powerbomb but Bret backdrops him. Bret then waits for jin to get back up, when Anderson gets up Bret hits him with 3 punches then pulls his hand back, spits on it and punches Anderson knocking him over the top rope. Bret the exits the ring.

Bret rams Andersons head into the ring post before throwing him back into the ring.

Bret then sets up Anderson for the chokeslam but Anderson kicks Bret in the stomach and gives him a DDT. Anderson then pins him but only gets a 2 count.

Andersom then sets Bret on the turnbuckle and then goes for the Soilder of fate...BUT A KNEE TO THE GUT BY BRET X!

Dave: NICE SHOT...And now.....X DRIVER!!!!!

Bobby: and the pin!....1.....2.....3!!!!!!!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER! BRET X!!!!

[Greg "I just Kicked Stan" XG]

ANDREW "THE FALLEN SAINT" KING VS THE DAWG

This following Contest is for 1 fall, on his way to the ring. THE DAWG!!!

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

And his oppement from Belfast, Nothern Ireland ANDREW KING!

Nowhere
No place I'd rather be
I'm in my own sideshow
Where I can feel the misery
But in my home yeah I'd see the colour
My future's so black and white
I got a non stop ticket
No destination in sight
So step right up for the ride of your life!
The line starts here in the back of my mind
I ride into the super sci-fi

Andrew enters and has a massive staredown with the Dawg

RING RING RING!!!

Andrew executes a suplex on The Dawg . The Dawg gets up and places Andrew on the turnbuckle and executes a suplerplex. Andrew grabs The Dawgs head and hits him in the face. Dawg gets back into the match with a jumping cutter on Andrew. Andrew then picks up Andrew but then Andrew then legsweeps the Dawg . The Dawg is up again. The Dawg throws Andrew off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block sending Andrew over the top rope.

1...2...3...4...5 (Andrew Re-enters)

Andrew then opens a can of whoopass on the Dawg before Dawg gives him a thumb to the eye. he then goes for the clothesline from hell but...Andrew King catches him. Hoists him onto his shoulders...ANNNNNNNNNNNND.......BAM! ASCEND TO HELL!

Bobby: WOW, HOLY CRAP WHAT A MOVE!

Dave: And heres the pin!

1...2...3!!!!!!!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER! ANDREW "THE FALLEN SAINT" KING!

[The MacDaddy]

I have no idea what a Texas Death Match is so I can't write that sorry......

The MacDaddy & Greg Smith vs. Havoc "The Diablo" & Fish Boy

Announcer- Introducing first hailing from Lansing, Michigan THE MACDAAADDDDDDYYYYYYYY
Lamb of God by Omerta hits the speakers and The Macdaddy enters the arena

Bobby-OHHH MAN MAIN EVENT TIME DAVE!!!!

Dave- Yes sir

The MacDaddy then enters the ring and circles the ring

Announcer: And Introducing his partner From Glasgow, Scotland GRRREEEEGGG SMMMMMIIITTTHHHHH
Enter Sandman comes onto the speakers and Greg Smith enters the arena and makes his ring entrance....both Greg and The Macdaddy shake hands.

Announcer: And Their first opponent also from Glasgow, Scotland.....HAAAAVVVOOCCC TTTTHHHEEE DDDIAAABBLLOOO

Enemy hits the speakers and Havoc is greeted by boos from the crowd as he enter the rings

Announcer: The Final contestant in this match from the lost continet of Atlantis FIIIISSSHHHH BOOOYYYY

Pain hits the speakers but Fish Boy doesn't come out, the ref waits a minute but still no Fish Boy so the match proceeds without Fish Boy

Bobby- MacDaddy in the ring first, Big Mac and Havoc tie up quickly, MacDaddy with an armdrag, followed by another armdrag, and a third armdrag. MacDaddy now with punches to the head of Havoc.

Dave-MacDaddy tosses Havoc into the corner, The MacDaddy now with puches to the face of Havoc

Bobby- MacDaddy tags Greg Smith, Greg quickly going to work on Havoc, punches to the gut, Greg with a nice DDT to Havoc, Greg stomping the face of Havoc now, the ref pulling Greg away from Havoc.

Dave- Greg tags The MacDaddy in, MacDaddy is now stalking Havoc, Havoc is slowly getting up RKO to Havoc from The MacDaddy! IT"S ALL OVER!!!!!!

Bobby- No It's not there's Fish Boy, and he's giving The MacDaddy a taste of his own medicine-The MacDaddy has been macDaddified by fish boy. Fish Boy back in his corner, Havoc makes the tag Fish Boy with an RKO to The MacDaddy and now to Greg Smith, Fish Boy with the cover

1
2
3
Dave- Pin! it's over!!!!!

Announcer- The winners of the match via pinfall Havoc "The Diablo" and Fish Boy!!!!